So, um, use this information however you like, ok?

You’ve been warned.

1. Sniffany & Co. pet bed

Because men love expensive jewelry reminders!!! (Not.)

However if you’re dying for your bastard dog (JK) to drop hints: Buy from Calling All Dogs.

2. “Bebe” Bed

It has pink, it has hearts, it has bows, it has fur, it has rhinestones.

It has … magical man repelling powers!

If you’re hot enough to fight pink fire with fire, buy from Paw Palace Online.

3. Audrey Bed

The pillow has a shoe, droool. Oh, no I mean … … yeah, droool.

If you can … oh fine, just get it already. From Funny Fur.

4. Chewy Vuitton, the bed.

Your man will hate a faux designer dog bed as much as you’ll love it. I mean, giant handbag!!

On second thought, maybe he’ll like the relative afford-ability at $125. Go get it from Funny Fur!

5. Posh Pink Pent Tent

Men love a feathery, Jaja Gabor-y …. … um no.

If you are Paris Hilton, why don’t you pick up a second one of these. I mean I’m sure you have/need every fancy dog bed made! Or if you’re someone else, too, buy from Paw Palace Online.

All issues should be worked out soon.

I kissed a dog
And I liked it
Taste of her kibble breakfast.

I kissed a dog
Just to try it
Hope my cat doesn’t mind it.

To the tune of Katy Pery’s “I Kissed a Girl,” naturally.

While we were there, we noticed somthing all of these very different areas in Greece have in common–a large amount of stray dogs and cats. Little cats roamed the alleyways and packs of dogs laid out in the sun waiting for the heat to subside.

Now, my first reaction to the overwhelming number of homeless animals was sorrow. All of these poor critters without homes. But, as time went on, I noticed that all of these animals did, infact, have homes. Their homes were the streets and their communities kept them well fed and happy.

All of the animals I saw were were friendly and happy. The cats rubbed our ankles and mewed softly while the dogs greeted us with playful romps and upturned bellies. These were not the strays I sometimes see in the city. These were dogs and cats seemingly content to roam freely.

Anyway, thought I’d share that tought with you …

Dave (Hercules reborn) and I (Aphrodite, of course!) had oodles of fun, but it’s nice to be back in America–where toilet paper goes in the toilet not in the trash (per Santarini.)

xx

By the way, if your interested in the Mod Donut Bed (underneath the redonkulously cute black Frenchie) check it out at Barker & Meowsky. They are a paw firm. Get it? PAW firm!

Ahhhh, good times.

The weather is getting warmer, so it’s time to breakout the swim gear, and you don’t want Fido to feel left out, right? The Maui Flowers Dog Bikini, found at Glamour Dog, is sure to make a summertime splash at the beach, dog park, or simply on your everyday walks.

Made with a comfortable fit, this suit has secure Velcro closures and a cute, little hole in the bottom, for your little girl’s tail. How cute!

Well, we at Pet-Pet have found an answer to this nagging dietary problem. Why not give DogPause a try?

Dog Pause is a dog bowl that is clinically proven to slow down dogs’ eating ahbits to help reduce those common quick-eating problems, like gas, belching, vomiting, gagging, and bloating (which can be very dangerous!).

By dividings the dish into four feeding zones, these bowls are designed to “block” the dog from putting his full snout into the bowl. This slows down the eating pace as your dog needs to use his tongue for each bite. And after your dog finishes each zone, he must re-position himself for the next zone.

How clever, right?!

By the way, your name, DogPause, wasn’t lost on us … Dog Paws … Love it!

Here is another cool camouflage top for your dog to sport around the ‘hood.

On the back of this super-cute tee, it reads, “Bitch Magnet.”

Strictly for the most studly of studs, (like the one in this pic! All together now: Awwwwwww!) this tee is available at the ultra-hip site, Dogo.

**We would also like to say our thoughts are with our troups this Memorial Day weekend.**

This vest is available in different sizes, for little generals up to 25 pounds.

If you’re in an area that has recently been rain-soaked, you may have considered buying a raincoat for your waterlogged dog. After all, a dog must do her business, rain or shine.

Check out Glamourdog for this adorable BumbleBee Raincoat.

Featuring a cute, hovering little bee, this classic yellow rain jacket will create quite the BUZZ in your neighborhood during these rainy spring and summer days!